OFFERINGS FROM EARTH
Five one-time signals. Lemon Squeezy is merchant of record. Benefits unlock only after a paid webhook confirms the order.
SEND A PRAYER TO MARS
$10 USD · one-time
Your prayer is filed at Habitat 47 and held in the order record. A confirmation after Lemon confirms payment. Symbolic. No claim that anyone on Earth will answer.
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WALL OF MARS
$20 USD · one-time
Add a chosen display name to the Wall of Mars after verified payment and moderation. Distinct from patrons and from the Founder monument.
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PERSONAL WISH RITUAL
$25 USD · one-time
A personal wish ritual — a symbolic blessing recorded for you. Entertainment only. It does not promise supernatural results or any guaranteed real-world outcome.
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PATRON OF MARS
$50 USD · one-time
Patron recognition on the Patrons of Mars list. Distinct from Wall of Mars listings and from Founder engraving.
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FOUNDER NAME ENGRAVING
$1,000 USD · one-time
Premium Founder engraving on the dedicated monument: your chosen display name carved into the Founder register, a permanent monument credit, and a confirmation record. Engraving means the moderated name is inscribed on the monument page after Lemon confirms the $1,000 payment — not a physical stone unless separately fulfilled by the operator.
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This is a fictional AI-generated entertainment experience. It has no legal effect and does not influence any government, immigration, university, employer, romantic partner, or other authority. Baba ji is not a real priest. The Algorithm is not a real oracle. Mars is currently uninhabited by humans.
Subscription entertainment. Not therapy. Not medical advice. If you are in crisis, please contact a real human professional.