REFUNDS

The short version

This is an online mandir located on Mars.

What you paid for

An offering, blessing, Visa Wish Certificate, or Premium subscription is a payment for a digital novelty artifact (a reading, certificate, slip, or journal access). It is not charity, not tax-deductible, and not a fee for a real-world result. A refund does not mean a wish failed or succeeded; nothing here has legal effect on any real-world outcome.

How to ask

Reply to your Lemon Squeezy order or subscription email, or write to hello@sachapandit.com. Include the order id from your receipt if you have it. Lemon Squeezy reviews digital-goods refunds under its current policy.

After a refund or cancel

When a visa wish is refunded, its reading and certificate are no longer available at its link. When a petition offering is refunded, the slip may remain on file as a record of a reversed payment; it still does not fulfill a wish. When Premium is cancelled or expires, journal, daily guidance, and follow-ups stop at the end of the paid period.

Subscriptions

Cancel a seat any time from the account page, which opens the Lemon Squeezy customer portal. Cancel stops future renewals. It does not by itself refund time already paid unless Lemon Squeezy's policy says so. A change of seat is billed on the new variant. One-time certificates are separate orders. An earlier Premium journal, if you still have one, is cancelled in the same portal.

Disclaimer

This is a fictional AI-generated entertainment experience. It has no legal effect and does not influence any government, immigration, university, employer, romantic partner, or other authority. Baba ji is not a real priest. The Algorithm is not a real oracle. Mars is currently uninhabited by humans.

Subscription entertainment. Not therapy. Not medical advice. If you are in crisis, please contact a real human professional.